Azealia Banks feat. Schopenhauer Vs. Kant
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Jay Pharoah Impersonating Will Smith, DMX, Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Barack Obama, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Cassidy & Katt Williams
(via fromtheorchids)
holy shit
(via justonlyjohn)
HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are
(via onehatmadder)
GOD EMILY WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BITCH
YOU ARE SO ANNOYING AND UGLY AND HAVE MADE EVERYTHING SO MUCH MORE DIFFICULT FOR ME AAAAAAND FOR DAVE AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!
THOSE WEREN’T HIS SISTERS UNDERWEAR YOU FOUND EITHER! SO YOU CAN TAKE YOUR LITTLE FACEBOOK OFFICIAL RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR PICTURE UNDER HIS AND
SHOVE
IT
UP
YOUR
ASS.
/end rant. that needed to be said somewhere. like THE INTERNET. I DON’T CARE IF SHE SEES IT. bitch.
HOLY MOTHER this was posted on my birthday originally heheeee
(via s-xdrive)
- me: *blink*
- parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO
